May 2013
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So I saw Star Trek: Into Darkness.
I have a lot of issues with that movie.
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justicespank:
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labirdgeoiseed:
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused...
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Virginity and Women as Objects
I keep hearing [the pastor’s] example in my head: “Unwrapped chocolate bar - who’s gonna want an unwrapped chocolate bar?”
That’s so degrading, to equate a human being to a chocolate bar. A chocolate bar, that you can buy for a dollar.
She is not property. She is not an object. She valuable, much more valuable than a chocolate bar.
Then there’s the...
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WHEN I AM LEFT SPEECHLESS BY BAD THEOLOGY, MY FACE...
everydayimpastoring:
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“I don’t want to know that I’m pretty. I just want to know that it...”
– Emily Joy Allison, “Assorted Thoughts On Being Pretty”
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“We are failing to care for the most marginalized and helpless among us, be they...”
– Why Progressive Christians Should Care About Abortion, Rachel Held Evans
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
windicuffs-tier:
windicuffs-tier:
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
I thought everyone thought this at one point though…
Wow, my alternate universe self is getting a LOT...
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My Doctor Who moment
jakefrom-statefarm:
doctorwho:
bookwormstache:
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the TARDIS
the TARDIS
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor Who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down...
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blimpcat:
i was listening to this song when i...
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“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...”
– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)
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Spock: “The child was named Leonard James Akaar?”
McCoy: “Has a kind of a ring to it, don’t you think, James?”
Kirk: “Yes. I think it’s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?”
Spock: “I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month, sir.”
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shut up, jim
butt-fuzz:
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fabledquill:
this episode will be the death of me
“A teddy bear?”
“omg mom no you’re so embarrassing”
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My life is like a romantic comedy except that there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
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“Focusing an entire service on Mother’s Day on mothers becomes problematic,...”
– Joyce Borger, editor, Reformed Worship
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Oh my word
This episode
I can’t breathe
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Soooo turns out that X-Men 3: The Last Stand is just them destroying everyone I love… -_-
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So I shipped Jean Grey and Scott Summers more than I’ve shipped any other couple and then the end of X-men 2 happened. I need more kleenex.
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twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
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tahthetrickster:
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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Was reading an article about a woman who was...
choosechoice:
Mentioned that when she woke up, she first thought the pain was just her menstrual cramps.
I want to print this out and shove it in the face of the next douchebag who mocks me for taking pain meds for my vomit and faint inducing cramps.
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“Your faith teaches over and over again that life and love isn’t meant to be...”
– Natalie, my dear friend and resident wise woman (via emm-in-sem)
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Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For... →
thetrekkiehasthephonebox:
flobotstardis:
mizuki-takashima:
theendisnearus:
volvata:
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thegirlwhocriedfandom:
Abercrombie and Fitch has decided that anyone over a size 10 jean isn’t sexy enough for their clothing line, and doesn’t want them shopping in their stores and sullying their clothes. They decided to only hire good looking people so that only good looking people...
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HABS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU ARE NOT WINNING
I AM DISAPPOINT
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Batman Begins
giving me feelings
abandonedkitten:
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david-bui:
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging...
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the-sherlocked-avatar:
Me
The country
the world
the entire universe
John
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thatobsessiveblonde:
I was watching The Hounds of The Baskerville episode of Sherlock with my sister today, and I kept noticing how John is like 300% done with Sherlock throughout the entire thing…
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thetwistedunicorn:
BYOB: Bring Your Own Bat’leth.
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The Doctor: "Mrs. Goodflower. You have no idea what you are dealing with. In the wrong hands that venom could wipe out all life on this planet."
Mrs. Goodflower: "Do you know what these are?" (Holds out her hands) "The wrong hands!"
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thusdigression:
Strax should just be a permanent companion he’s frickin’ great
